Week Thirty-Six

Logger

The burritos were very small this week.  That was probably a saving grace for the Logger, as the meatiness may have been overwhelmingly salty if it had been as big as they usually are.  Although we feel somewhat cheated by the size, we are all much less bloated when we're done.  All in all this burrito is right up there with El Gringo, it's for folks who don't want any chance of spice in their burrito.

Ingredients: Steak, Ham, Chicken, and Cheese

Ratings:
Ben - Emo music, it has good roots but it doesn't appear to be worth anything, then sometimes you're surprised.
Daniel - Pirate's of the Caribbean, it should have been awful but it ended up being fun and enjoyable.
Isaac - Children under the age of 13, they're very picky about what they like...but then Ben interrupts and who knows what Isaac was going to say.

Week Thirty-Five

Kid Dynamite

Return of the Afterburner, plus a relleno.  This burrito had a lot to live up to, and it did in spades.  This may be the best burrito in the whole Quest.  In keeping with recent episodes, Daniel makes a huge mess.  Ben pimps Taco Bell Quest, some inferior quest he's embarking on.

Ingredients: Chorizo, Relleno, Green Chile, Pico, Beans, and Cheese

Ratings:
Ben - Like walking through a cool and comfortable city and someone walks up and hands you some good beer...and this burrito.
Daniel - I love you burrito!
Isaac - I want another one of these right now!

Week Thirty-Four

Junkyard Dog

Again, burrito construction was less than optimal, but this time everyone's burrito shits the bed.  Isaac pulls a Sage and starts texting during the Quest.  Ben refuses to prove he's not castrated.

Ingredients: Chicken, Ham, Potato, Bacon, Green Chile, and Cheese

Ratings:
Ben - Memorial Day weekend, obviously it had to have happened but I don't remember what I did, but it was probably ok.
Daniel - Toast and coffee, a pretty standard breakfast, a somewhat tasty burrito but just mediocre overall.
Isaac - Household pets, I like 'em but you have to clean up their shit but they're expensive and a crap-ton of work.  And yes, we're talking about Tony.

Week Thirty-Three

Joker's Wild

A big burrito, Daniel's collapsed under it's own weight and made a mess everywhere.  He ended up eating the guts of his burrito off the wrapper.  Man, overall this is a really boring recording.

Ingredients: Chicken, Potato, Pico, Green Chile, Salsa, and Cheese

Ratings:
Ben - Somebody bringing you fast food, as opposed to having to go get it yourself.  It's a mixed blessing.
Daniel - Having burritos that are pretty good with your pals, I wish the Iron Man could have been like that.
Isaac - Like if you have one friend that you don't want to show up, so you don't tell him what's going on, and he's an asshole....NOT!

Week Thirty-Two

Jerry Springer

This recording was less structured, if that's possible.  We just kind of started the recording and rambled for a while.  Ok, so it's kind of like most of the other recordings: we talk nonsense about some mediocre burrito.  It was the first burrito after the Iron Man, so there's a lot of discussion about that too.

Ingredients: Turkey, Potato, Egg, and Cheese

Ratings:
Ben - Slow moving traffic, when you're in slow moving traffic you cease to care about where you're headed.
Daniel - Riding an elephant in Thailand, good/bad 'cause you get to ride an elephant, but that elephant may be being mistreated when you're not there.
Isaac - Some food that my roommate Tony would make, this could have been an ok burrito but it could have had a lot more to it.
$teve - Generic vanilla ice cream, it could use something to go with it, but it's generally just ok.

Week Thirty-One

Iron Man

The lost burrito.  Ben and Isaac decided not to wait till later in the week and went ahead and Quested with $teve while Daniel was out of town for work.  Daniel got really pissed, Isaac apologized, and Ben blamed the whole thing on Isaac.  Tellingly, the recording of their betrayal was deleted from $teve's mp3 player by his daughter.  Here's a small sample of how Daniel felt after the fact:

"A-holes! Most of my rage at you crackers questing without me now stems from the fact that I ate the Iron Man and its mediocrity was appalling. I hear y'all thought it was delicious. Also, eating these crappy burritos alone is just sad. Fuck you guys."

Ingredients: Chicken, Rice, Green Chile, and Salsa

Ratings:
Ben - ???
Daniel - It tasted like betrayal.
Isaac - ???
$teve - ???

Week Thirty

Green Mile

Ben makes up for his Gobbler absence by eating the Gobbler right before he eats the Green Mile.  A true Burrito Knight!  Amy joins us again, and again (smartly) chooses to go her own way in choosing a burrito.

Ingredients: Green Chile Pork, Pico, Beans, and Cheese

Ratings:
Ben - A dream that you forget after you wake up, I just ate the Green Mile, and the Gobbler, and I can't remember what the Green Mile tasted like.
Ben (Gobbler) - Cold chili, that wasn't very good to begin with, maybe with a bunch of salt in it too.  Or, shitting in your sleep.
Daniel - Going to a kind of nice part of Mexico, it's probably going to be a pretty cheap vacation, maybe a little bit spicy 'cause you're in Mexico, but other than that it's just gonna be ok.
Isaac - Mediocre drunk food, I had 8 beers before I came here, I liked it but probably only because I was drunk.