Monday, April 27, 2009

Week Fourteen

Breakfast Nightmare
Third week of the Breakfast Trek.  Alex cameos for the second time.  Ben advocates for Cock Quest and we immediately reject it.  Not that there's anything wrong with that.  Alex wrecks an English accent.

Ingredients: Potato, Egg, Salsa, Pico, Choice of Ham, Sausage, Chorizo, or Bacon

Ben - A Surprise Cold Soda, or a Stapler that has Stapler in it, or Getting into your car and having a full tank of gas.
Daniel - Cocoa Puffs, I don't like 'em that much but they're pretty good occasionally.
Isaac - Wet Dream, I could wake up and not have had one, but I did.  Solid Wet Dream.
Alex - Solid 7/10, versus a soft 7/10.  Limp burros never taste good.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Week Thirteen

Breakfast Dream
We are joined on this Friday Burrito Quest by Ben's wife, Amy.  She opted out of the Breakfast Dream.  This was the first burrito in which we had a choice of meats.  Ben made an executive decision to just get chorizo.  I disagree and thought it should have been grab bag; three choices and the luck of the draw.  Ben tries to steal everyone else's ratings.

Ingredients: Potatoes, Egg, Chees, Choice of Bacon, Ham, Sausage, or Chorizo

Ben - One small pancake, because if there were two pancakes I'd rather eat that.  Or having a couple of friends, one of which doesn't judge you.
Daniel - One salsa cup, it needed the salsa but the salsa didn't detract from the flavor it enhanced it.
Isaac - B, for butts.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Week Twelve

Breakfast Bomber
The first burrito in our month long Breakfast Trek.  It's a good start to that trek.  Lots of flavor, hearty, and not too breakfast-y.  Isaac tries to rape Ben's burrito.  The idea of Drunken Burrito Quest is broached.  Also Ben's rating is some kind of imaginary feeling.

Ingredients: Steak, Chorizo, Bacon, Potatoes, Eggs, Beans, Cheese

Ben - A Good Sequel, 'cause you were expecting the sequel to be bad, but it turned out good.  Or maybe Coke Zero.
Daniel - Life Cereal, I like Life Cereal, it's a good staple, and it's delicious, but it's no Honey Bunches of Oats.
Isaac - Stephen King, he puts out a lot of stuff that's hit or miss, but when he hits, he hits.

Monday, April 6, 2009

Week Eleven

Big Red
"Fuck. This was. . . fuck. It was kind of a vaguely disappointing disaster. The meat was flavorless and indistinct. It might have been pork. It might have been chicken. Who knows? The beans were excessive, and smeared together to make the whole burrito taste like a bad bean burrito. The potatoes were mushy and also indistinct. It might have been beans. It might have been potato. Who knows? All in all, kind of lame and sad, but also basic and a staple. I'd love this burrito if I had previously drunk four beers. Also, [Isaac] showed up drunk, hit me, tried to throw sugary popcorn at the diabetic dog, and went around the house looking for gay Mexicans he could watch Twilight with. Solid 3." - Ben

Ingredients: Red Chile Pork, Beans, Cheese

Ben - 4 beers before I really like this burrito.
Daniel - Driving home from work; I'm not at work, but I'm commuting, right there in the middle.
Isaac - Afternoon Delight, it's unexpected even though it's what you do every night...or morning.