Week Twenty-Eight

Eye Opener

The first bite was ok, but it got exponentially worse as we ate it.  A burrito we universally disliked due to its greasiness. If you don't listen to this podcast, you won't be able to hear this burrito get rated as waking up in the same place you threw up. So do it!  Ben's face in the picture tells the tale.

Ingredients: Sausage, Veggies, Green Chile, Egg, and Cheese

Ratings:
Ben - Waking Up In The Same Place You Threw Up, you must have done something good to get there but...
Daniel - Doing Handyman Work Yourself and Discovering You Did a Bad Job, 'cause when you're doing it it's rewarding, but in the end all you made was a rewarding mess.
Isaac - Being an Asshole When You Don't Even Know It, and finding out later then owing someone money for it.
$teve - Cheetos, dangerously cheesy.

Week Twenty-Seven

Extreme Relleno

We all liked this one a lot, but it was kinda greasy and drooled out of the burrito. $teve had to eat his with a fork, except he opted to not use a fork.

Ingredients: Relleno, Beans, Green Chile Meat, and Cheese

Ratings:
Ben - No Speed Limits...Montana.
Daniel - An Afterburner, I really like it.
Isaac - 1 Salsa Cup, didn't even need that one, and I used the salsa cup for flavor, not moisture.
$teve - 4 Napkins, messy but worth it.

Week Twenty-Six

Extreme Chicken

Sage reprises his role on Burrito Quest to try to overcome the shame of his cell phone disaster last time.  A very hefty, slightly spicy, burrito.  What the eff is up with Sage's rating for this burrito?

Ingredients: Chicken, Rice, Potato, Salsa, Green Chile, Provolone, and (regular) Cheese

Ratings:
Ben - A Torpedo, from submarines, 'cause torpedoes are awesome.  I liked it.
Daniel - Ski Jump, 'cause it's eXtreme, I wouldn't do the ski jump, but I'd watch it.  It was ok, but too much, and I wouldn't get it again.
Isaac - Cardboard Pizza, you have the cardboard with delicious stuff on top of it but after a while you realize you are eating cardboard.
Sage - Extreme Bob Diesel, or Vin Diesel, it makes me think I'm sticking Vin Diesel in my mouth.

Week Twenty-Five

El Gringo

Sage joins us from the Great Northwest for this bland, made-for-whiteys, burrito.  We discuss burrito acclimation.  And Ben agrees with Sage!  Seriously, it's on there.  Sage, the first person who's cell phone has rang on Burrito Quest.

Ingredients: Steak, Chicken, Beans, and Cheese

Ratings:
Ben - A Zeppelin, they're pretty cool.
Daniel - Generic pizza, it's not bad, but it's not good.
Isaac - A burrito from the Santa Fe Grill non-specialty menu, just a regular burrito.
Sage - Something you can get in Washington, like crappy Mexican food.

Week Twenty-Four

El Bandito

Compared unfavorably to the Buddha, bbq sauce proves once again that it has no place in burritos.  Ben disagrees with everyone about how bad this burrito because he can't taste the butt.

Ingredients: Chicken, Potato, Green Chile, Salsa, and BBQ Sauce

Ratings:
Ben - A Porcupine, a cool animal.  Not better than the Afterburner, however.
Daniel - Yard work in the summer, it the hottest part of the day, it sucks.
Isaac - Dan's rating last week, a horrible burrito and possibly the worst we've had so far.  I wouldn't eat it if it was free.
$teve - Floor scrapings burrito.

Week Twenty-Three

Diablo's Relleno

The most divisive burrito so far, with possible deep throating.  Plus Tony.  There's no Mexican bacteria, but there was a black guy.  Little orphan Annie accusations fly and Isaac allegedly rates the burrito at some point.  Beer philosophy figures prominently.

Ingredients: Chicken, Relleno, Beans, Milanesa, and Cheese

Ratings:
Ben - The moon.  I really like the moon and I'd go there tomorrow.  Wait, this burrito is better than the moon because I can't go to the moon tomorrow but I can get this burrito.
Daniel - I wouldn't get it again, not even sure I am gonna pay you back for it. I'ma rate this an Old Milwaukee.  I like beer but I don't like Old Milwaukee.  No, I'm gonna rate it Milwaukee's Best, because actually Old Milwaukee is okay.
Isaac - If it was free I'd eat it.  I would not eat one right after this, but I would freeze it.

Week Twenty-Two

Devil's Breath

Beefy and spicy, this was a top tier burrito.  Be warned that we comment on our general distrust of old white lady burritoristras.  Also, I think Ben gets generally perturbed in this episode, a rare sight to behold.

Ingredients: Two Steak, Potatoes, Cheese, Pico, Salsa, and Green Chile

Ratings:
Ben - A Snowball, made of snow, not the one from Clerks, it's pretty cool (even cold) and you don't have one very often.
Daniel - Shotgun t-shirt from Threadless.com, not my favorite (that'd be the Adultery t-shirt) but still a great shirt.
Isaac - Dreadlocks, they look cool, but not on white guys, and on white women it just means they're easy, and on drugs.