Week Twenty-Seven

Extreme Relleno

We all liked this one a lot, but it was kinda greasy and drooled out of the burrito. $teve had to eat his with a fork, except he opted to not use a fork.

Ingredients: Relleno, Beans, Green Chile Meat, and Cheese

Ratings:
Ben - No Speed Limits...Montana.
Daniel - An Afterburner, I really like it.
Isaac - 1 Salsa Cup, didn't even need that one, and I used the salsa cup for flavor, not moisture.
$teve - 4 Napkins, messy but worth it.

Week Twenty-Six

Extreme Chicken

Sage reprises his role on Burrito Quest to try to overcome the shame of his cell phone disaster last time.  A very hefty, slightly spicy, burrito.  What the eff is up with Sage's rating for this burrito?

Ingredients: Chicken, Rice, Potato, Salsa, Green Chile, Provolone, and (regular) Cheese

Ratings:
Ben - A Torpedo, from submarines, 'cause torpedoes are awesome.  I liked it.
Daniel - Ski Jump, 'cause it's eXtreme, I wouldn't do the ski jump, but I'd watch it.  It was ok, but too much, and I wouldn't get it again.
Isaac - Cardboard Pizza, you have the cardboard with delicious stuff on top of it but after a while you realize you are eating cardboard.
Sage - Extreme Bob Diesel, or Vin Diesel, it makes me think I'm sticking Vin Diesel in my mouth.

Week Twenty-Five

El Gringo

Sage joins us from the Great Northwest for this bland, made-for-whiteys, burrito.  We discuss burrito acclimation.  And Ben agrees with Sage!  Seriously, it's on there.  Sage, the first person who's cell phone has rang on Burrito Quest.

Ingredients: Steak, Chicken, Beans, and Cheese

Ratings:
Ben - A Zeppelin, they're pretty cool.
Daniel - Generic pizza, it's not bad, but it's not good.
Isaac - A burrito from the Santa Fe Grill non-specialty menu, just a regular burrito.
Sage - Something you can get in Washington, like crappy Mexican food.

Week Twenty-Four

El Bandito

Compared unfavorably to the Buddha, bbq sauce proves once again that it has no place in burritos.  Ben disagrees with everyone about how bad this burrito because he can't taste the butt.

Ingredients: Chicken, Potato, Green Chile, Salsa, and BBQ Sauce

Ratings:
Ben - A Porcupine, a cool animal.  Not better than the Afterburner, however.
Daniel - Yard work in the summer, it the hottest part of the day, it sucks.
Isaac - Dan's rating last week, a horrible burrito and possibly the worst we've had so far.  I wouldn't eat it if it was free.
$teve - Floor scrapings burrito.