Week Fifty-Seven

Ultimate Breakfast

Burrito Quest Update: BQ is almost over!  Well, kind of.  We've decided to continue on from the specialty menu and eat the burritos from the regular menu as well.  Wow, are our listeners lucky!  In this installment Ben expresses his unrequited love for butter, Isaac wants to name a burrito the Dildo, and Daniel imagines old people in super-hero costumes.  We all prove that we, after all the messes, now know how to deal with greasy mess-fest burros.

Ingredients: Sausage, Veggies, Eggs, Green Chile, and Cheese

Ratings:
Ben - Failing a class you should have passed, and realizing you should have passed it.
Daniel - Old coconut water, it's bitter and nasty, unlike fresh coconut water.
Isaac - Salt & Vinegar chips, I usually hate what Ben loves, so there you go.

Week Fifty-Six

Ultimate BBQ

Recording snafu!  How did we make it this far without one before?  At least we noticed it before we had been going for more than a few minutes.  In this episode we try not to plumb the depths of Ben's retarded brains.  Also we bust on Alex a little bit.  But only a little.  Then the episode devolves into Cheez Ums and half-burrito frugality.  We're sorry.

Ingredients: Chicken, Steak, Bacon, Onions, BBQ Sauce, and Cheese

Ratings:
Ben - Banana, one that you haven't eaten soon enough.  I don't like mushy bananas.
Daniel - Dungeons & Dragons novels, they're occasionally alright when I need something to shut my brain off and just read and have a good time with.  But it's entertaining still.
Isaac - Cheez Ums, I'd rather have a Cheez It any day.  No wait, Cheese Nips, there's no such things as Cheez Ums.  I'd rather have a Cheez It, Cheez Its are pretty good.

Week Fifty-Five

Trucker Special

Greasy, just like you like it.  A messy, gut-bomb of a burrito.  Isaac booshes Tony while claiming to not want to boosh Tony.  Ben likes the word 'gritty.'  Daniel espouses about the current technological capabilities of scantrons.  We all use Doritos as palate cleanser, if that's any indication of how much we liked it.

Ingredients: Chorizo, Sausage, Bacon, Egg, and Cheese

Ratings:
Ben - Needing to get an oil change, but not getting around to it.  I'm sort of vaguely failing, but can't put a finger on what went wrong.
Daniel - Sarah Palin, in the immortal words of Stephen Colbert, "She's a fucking retard."
Isaac - A No. 2 pencil, it's about that exciting.

Week Fifty-Four

The Bear

The Undiscovered Burrito!  The Bear has been added since we started these shenanigans.  And we found it just in time.  All in all a pretty lame burro.  Use a tortilla instead of a bun for a mediocre bbq sandwich, and you have this burrito.  Daniel is still butt hurt about the Iron Man.  Isaac seems to think these recordings are actually in some way humorous.  Ben may or may not get turned on by burritos. 

Ingredients: Brisket, BBQ Sauce, Green Chile, and Cheese

Ratings:
Ben - Retarded people, I feel bad for them but they seem like they're having a pretty good time.
Daniel - Ben's beard, it's very thick and I don't want it in my mouth.  That's what she said!
Isaac - Not the Rock, I'd eat this before the Rock, but I'd rather not eat either.

Week Fifty-Three

Stone Cold Stunner

On the small side, but spicy.  The marathon aspect of the quest may be catching up with the ingredient list.  That is, we may be getting bored and finding no real new surprises.  Except for the provolone, which made for some delicious creaminess.  Hot jalapenos, BQ moves its regular night to Tuesday, Daniel (likely) messes up the theory of hot and cold medicine, Ben is not Latino, Isaac is off his game.

Ingredients: 2 Steak, Pico, BBQ Sauce, and Provolone

Ratings:
Ben - Beagles, what do you think about beagles?  You know how you can get a small beagle and it's awesome, and you can get a big beagle and it's awesome.  Definitely beagle.
Daniel - Squirt guns in the summer time, it's fun to squirt people.  It's fun and lots of people like it, not everyone, not the people you're squirting in the face.
Isaac - Contraceptives, like condoms, cause the alternative is better but they do serve a purpose and they're a good old standby.  Good old standby, but it's not barebackin.

Week Fifty-Two

Smack Down

One year of eating burritos!  Who'da thunk it?  We get lucky on our burrito hamiversary in that the burrito we were supposed to eat, Scott's (Horrible) Choice with 2 sausage, has been taken off their in-store specialty menu.  That coupled with the similar elimination of the Shrimp Fajita has us giddy with joy.  So, on with the show.  Luther Burgers, Taco Bell founder's death, and hotness; a great time had by all.

Ingredients: 2 Steak, Pico de Gallo, Veggies, Potatoes, and Cheese

Ratings:
Ben - Craters, not potholes, where like a meteor crashes, with a little thing in the middle that's tipped up, I like craters, they're pretty big.
Daniel - Brontosaurus Burger, from the Flintstones, it's a pretty cool idea, but the execution might not be so great.  Probably taste like a platypus.
Isaac - Getting pulled over and getting a warning, not a ticket, it sucks that you got pulled over but, whew!

Week Fifty-One

Sandia Special

We deem ourselves lucky that this burrito was not an awful disaster.  Salsa Bro must have sensed our trepidation when he was making it and put a lesser amount of milanesa on.  All in all an ok burrito, a bit on the sweet side from caramelizing the sugars in the bbq sauce.  We may be running out of things to talk about, since we resort to discussing Twittering from the bathroom.  Oh, and we started earlier than usual and the beginning drags, but hopefully the latter half makes up for it.

Ingredients: 2 Steak, Potato, Green Chile, Milanesa, BBQ Sauce, and Cheese

Ratings:
Ben - The Buddha, not the burrito, but the Buddha himself, I don't know a lot about the Buddha, hypothetically I think it would be really interesting.
Daniel - Grocery store brand cola, or Dr. Thunder, it's carbonated and sweet, but not as good as a name brand cola.
Isaac - The last Terminator movie, I came in with high hopes and it was a big, fat letdown.