Week Thirty-Nine

Mankind

The Devil's Breath, minus one Steak and plus one Chicken.  A strange, tomato-y, spicy flavor turns the burrito into some kind of good/bad jambalaya, without the rice.  A good burrito.  SPICE!

Ingredients: Steak, Chicken, Potato, Pico, Green Chile, Salsa, and Cheese

Ratings:
Ben - Land mines, sometimes they're good, depending on who they're blowing up.  I like landmines, but I feel like I shouldn't.
Daniel - The Steel Remains by Richard K. Morgan, it's a good book that steps outside of what fantasy novels normally do, but, man, there are some really uncomfortable gay sex scenes.
Isaac - A surprise birthday party, it's a mixed bag, someone went out of their way for you, but then you get stupid drunk and wake up hung over the next morning and wish you had just stayed home to eat cake and watch gay sex.

Week Thirty-Eight

Macho Man

How quickly Ben forgets the Junkyard Dog.  This is another burrito that collapses in-hand.  Ultimately a kind of forgettable and unnecessary burrito.  Ben, shut up about Taco Bell already!

Ingredients: Chicken, Bacon, Beans, Eggs, and Milanesa

Ratings:
Ben - Road rash, but only if you're going kind of slow, you weren't doing anything cool but you got kind of hurt.
Daniel - Wet naps, it's for people who get messy when they eat, and they don't taste that great.
Isaac - Road trips with friends when you're coming back from wherever you went, it becomes just an endurance test.

Week Thirty-Seven

Lumberjack

Our largest Quest ever, we have three guest questers, one all the way from Alabama.  Who knew anyone was actually listening to this?  Marty brings some class to the Quest by eating his burrito with scotch while wearing a dress jacket.  Ben disappoints by shaving off his lumberjack-like beard before we eat the Lumberjack.  Man, do we bust on Sage a lot on Burrito Quest.

Ingredients: Steak, Ham, Bacon, Egg, and Cheese

Ratings:
Ben - Swine flu, 1) I just thought of swine flu because we're talking about pork, 2) and I thought I had swine flu a little while ago and it wasn't that bad, for most people they can have it and they're going to be ok.
Daniel - Dr. Zoidberg, my second favorite character on Futurama, on the Futurama scale this is a solid Dr. Zoidberg.
Isaac - Pancakes at Village Inn, I've had better pancakes but those are a good standby.
Jenni - It's a ride on a swing, it isn't the greatest thing ever, but I can't seem to stop myself when I see one.
Robert - 4/5, it's definitely one that I would buy again, and it's one of the few times one of these burritos has made me full.
Marty - Great hangover burrito, it's got all your bulk and grease in one place, 4 Advils and a Gatorade.

Week Thirty-Six

Logger

The burritos were very small this week.  That was probably a saving grace for the Logger, as the meatiness may have been overwhelmingly salty if it had been as big as they usually are.  Although we feel somewhat cheated by the size, we are all much less bloated when we're done.  All in all this burrito is right up there with El Gringo, it's for folks who don't want any chance of spice in their burrito.

Ingredients: Steak, Ham, Chicken, and Cheese

Ratings:
Ben - Emo music, it has good roots but it doesn't appear to be worth anything, then sometimes you're surprised.
Daniel - Pirate's of the Caribbean, it should have been awful but it ended up being fun and enjoyable.
Isaac - Children under the age of 13, they're very picky about what they like...but then Ben interrupts and who knows what Isaac was going to say.

Week Thirty-Five

Kid Dynamite

Return of the Afterburner, plus a relleno.  This burrito had a lot to live up to, and it did in spades.  This may be the best burrito in the whole Quest.  In keeping with recent episodes, Daniel makes a huge mess.  Ben pimps Taco Bell Quest, some inferior quest he's embarking on.

Ingredients: Chorizo, Relleno, Green Chile, Pico, Beans, and Cheese

Ratings:
Ben - Like walking through a cool and comfortable city and someone walks up and hands you some good beer...and this burrito.
Daniel - I love you burrito!
Isaac - I want another one of these right now!

Week Thirty-Four

Junkyard Dog

Again, burrito construction was less than optimal, but this time everyone's burrito shits the bed.  Isaac pulls a Sage and starts texting during the Quest.  Ben refuses to prove he's not castrated.

Ingredients: Chicken, Ham, Potato, Bacon, Green Chile, and Cheese

Ratings:
Ben - Memorial Day weekend, obviously it had to have happened but I don't remember what I did, but it was probably ok.
Daniel - Toast and coffee, a pretty standard breakfast, a somewhat tasty burrito but just mediocre overall.
Isaac - Household pets, I like 'em but you have to clean up their shit but they're expensive and a crap-ton of work.  And yes, we're talking about Tony.

Week Thirty-Three

Joker's Wild

A big burrito, Daniel's collapsed under it's own weight and made a mess everywhere.  He ended up eating the guts of his burrito off the wrapper.  Man, overall this is a really boring recording.

Ingredients: Chicken, Potato, Pico, Green Chile, Salsa, and Cheese

Ratings:
Ben - Somebody bringing you fast food, as opposed to having to go get it yourself.  It's a mixed blessing.
Daniel - Having burritos that are pretty good with your pals, I wish the Iron Man could have been like that.
Isaac - Like if you have one friend that you don't want to show up, so you don't tell him what's going on, and he's an asshole....NOT!