Week Fifty-Three

Stone Cold Stunner

On the small side, but spicy.  The marathon aspect of the quest may be catching up with the ingredient list.  That is, we may be getting bored and finding no real new surprises.  Except for the provolone, which made for some delicious creaminess.  Hot jalapenos, BQ moves its regular night to Tuesday, Daniel (likely) messes up the theory of hot and cold medicine, Ben is not Latino, Isaac is off his game.

Ingredients: 2 Steak, Pico, BBQ Sauce, and Provolone

Ratings:
Ben - Beagles, what do you think about beagles?  You know how you can get a small beagle and it's awesome, and you can get a big beagle and it's awesome.  Definitely beagle.
Daniel - Squirt guns in the summer time, it's fun to squirt people.  It's fun and lots of people like it, not everyone, not the people you're squirting in the face.
Isaac - Contraceptives, like condoms, cause the alternative is better but they do serve a purpose and they're a good old standby.  Good old standby, but it's not barebackin.

Week Fifty-Two

Smack Down

One year of eating burritos!  Who'da thunk it?  We get lucky on our burrito hamiversary in that the burrito we were supposed to eat, Scott's (Horrible) Choice with 2 sausage, has been taken off their in-store specialty menu.  That coupled with the similar elimination of the Shrimp Fajita has us giddy with joy.  So, on with the show.  Luther Burgers, Taco Bell founder's death, and hotness; a great time had by all.

Ingredients: 2 Steak, Pico de Gallo, Veggies, Potatoes, and Cheese

Ratings:
Ben - Craters, not potholes, where like a meteor crashes, with a little thing in the middle that's tipped up, I like craters, they're pretty big.
Daniel - Brontosaurus Burger, from the Flintstones, it's a pretty cool idea, but the execution might not be so great.  Probably taste like a platypus.
Isaac - Getting pulled over and getting a warning, not a ticket, it sucks that you got pulled over but, whew!

Week Fifty-One

Sandia Special

We deem ourselves lucky that this burrito was not an awful disaster.  Salsa Bro must have sensed our trepidation when he was making it and put a lesser amount of milanesa on.  All in all an ok burrito, a bit on the sweet side from caramelizing the sugars in the bbq sauce.  We may be running out of things to talk about, since we resort to discussing Twittering from the bathroom.  Oh, and we started earlier than usual and the beginning drags, but hopefully the latter half makes up for it.

Ingredients: 2 Steak, Potato, Green Chile, Milanesa, BBQ Sauce, and Cheese

Ratings:
Ben - The Buddha, not the burrito, but the Buddha himself, I don't know a lot about the Buddha, hypothetically I think it would be really interesting.
Daniel - Grocery store brand cola, or Dr. Thunder, it's carbonated and sweet, but not as good as a name brand cola.
Isaac - The last Terminator movie, I came in with high hopes and it was a big, fat letdown.

Week Fifty

Rock

What a bland burrito.  Half white, half yellow.  Salsa Bro would've had to have given us an entire bag of salsa to make this burrito not suck.  Apparently Sage and Isaac both had dinner right before this burrito.  Big mistake?  All in all, not a great fiftieth burrito.  Oh yeah, as soon as Sage proposes we've decided to Quest from a strip club, whether he proposed to Sarah or Isaac.

Ingredients: Chicken, Egg, Potato, and Cheese

Ratings:
Ben -  Pot holes, I don't hit them very often, and I kind of like them and I don't know why.
Daniel - Going back to work after New Year's Break, sitting there and realizing this is going to be the same goddamn thing for the next year, boring and dreary.
Isaac - Chlamydia, um...I hear it's a really, really shitty thing to have...and I don't want it.
Sage - WASPs, White Anglo-Saxon Protestants, because it's about as bland as you can get.